Dear Cookie Company…
You will remain un-named because I like you and you make good cookies, but today you disappointed me. When I shook your box to get at the penultimate crumbly disc studded with cocoa nibs and almonds, I noticed something white at the bottom. It looked like a crumpled kleenex, but on closer inspection it was packing peanuts! Sneaky packing peanuts to make me think I get more cookies…shame! I don’t pad my bra, please don’t pad your cookie boxes! I want to know exactly what I’m getting for my money (your cookies are not cheap).
Dear cookie company, that is all. thanks.